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Lindsay Lohan punching diva


Lindsay lohan was literally moments away from escaping probation and living  a clean life with her bff meth, however things turned awry when the actress went on a prowl to teach innocent pedestrians a lesson for calling an aged old hag! Spotting an innocent good looking women in the club, Lohan spun out of control with her weave flying into disaray as she lunged at the innocent hot women with her claws. The mean girls actress was reportedly suffering from fits of jealousy that this older innocent women could look older than her? Get where Im going with this?

The star that recently run over an innocent person and fled the scene has also been found guilty of evading taxes thus making Uncle Sam not so Friendly. Sources have cited that Lindsay is in a terrible state feeling bloated and Gassy at her actions. She has lashed out at her Bff Meth citing him as her excuse for wrinkles and fits of rage. We wish the star all the best in jail.

Lindsey Lohan aged, worn out and damaged from meth!


Lindsay lohan has been known for her run in’s with the law, however off late she has been especially noted for her new aged ensemble, her face remains resembles a mummified corpse that has aged a century. Lindsay has lashed out stating, “So what if I want to age a century and look like a grandma, Guys still dig it” When the budding star was growing up, she was often praised for her youthful energy and quiet playfulness that is until she adopted a new friend called meth. Whilst meth is unable to comment on its effect on the Star’s overall appearance, sources have confessed that the star and her friend meth have bonded for life. Lindsay’s demise like Whitney Houston is expectd in the near future.

 

 

 

 

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